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Dihydrogen Monoxide Bottle


Warning: Bottled Hydration.

Drinking dihydrogen monoxide will cushion the brain, spinal cord and other tissues, delivers oxygen to your body, keeps your kidneys healthy, and rejuvenates your skin.  So, here’s a bottle to make sure you’re getting enough H2O and being the healthiest version of you.

Color: Green

Product Specifications:

  • Sized: 8 1/2″ x 2 7/8″
  • Aluminum 22 Oz.
  • Black twist-top lid with a carabiner clip